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Dutch quotations, translated from Dutch to English.
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Quotations translated from Dutch to English
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| Invite a lonely person. It will cost you less than a babysitter. Guy Mortier   |
| The theft of an antique clock seems a disastre to me, particularly because you'll have to re-paper the room. Verhoeven |
| After having been expelled, Adam stood at the gate and shouted: "Where was that paradise?" In the meantime, Eve covered herself with a new fig-leaf and said: "How do you like my new dress? J.de Valckenaere |
| Dancing is good training for girls. This way, they learn to guess what a man's next step will be. W.van Broeckhoven |
| My grandfather used to say: "Try doing things a bit slower and it'll go quicker." Toon Hermans |
| He who's lucky doesn't need to be right. Vloemans |
| The 10 most beautiful years in a woman's life are those between 25 and 27. van Broeckhoven |
| Discussion between actresses: "You're a slut! You don't even know who your mother is." - "You'd better watch it, it might be you!" W.van Broeckhoven |
| A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan. Auteur onbekend |
| The nice thing between man and woman is that they don't understand a thing about each other. Bomans |