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Dutch quotations, translated from Dutch to English.

Quotations translated from Dutch to English
Invite a lonely person. It will cost you less than a babysitter.
Guy Mortier
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The theft of an antique clock seems a disastre to me, particularly because you'll have to re-paper the room.
Verhoeven
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After having been expelled, Adam stood at the gate and shouted: "Where was that paradise?" In the meantime, Eve covered herself with a new fig-leaf and said: "How do you like my new dress?
J.de Valckenaere
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Dancing is good training for girls. This way, they learn to guess what a man's next step will be.
W.van Broeckhoven
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My grandfather used to say: "Try doing things a bit slower and it'll go quicker."
Toon Hermans
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He who's lucky doesn't need to be right.
Vloemans
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The 10 most beautiful years in a woman's life are those between 25 and 27.
van Broeckhoven
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Discussion between actresses: "You're a slut! You don't even know who your mother is." - "You'd better watch it, it might be you!"
W.van Broeckhoven
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A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan.
Auteur onbekend
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The nice thing between man and woman is that they don't understand a thing about each other.
Bomans
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